offendpoppunk:

are those feelings get them away from me

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One day, I want to try having a harness on my bird so I can take him with me around town. I’m probably not going to take him very far and definitely not to work. Probably just down the street to the grocery store and back

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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okaywowcool:

color blocked hoodie - $29.70

use the code “okaywowcool” for 10% off your purchase!

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In watching Kitchen Nightmares, I’ve realised that there’s a high level of trust that goes on. One trusts that the kitchen and utensils are always clean and there’s no shitty ass practices that go on

Working in a deli, I sort of know what cleaning goes on. I’ve worked night shifts for a while and yeah there’s a hell of a lot of shit you have to keep up with

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professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

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i-think-you-re-sexy-so-i:

you fucking donut

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silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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bpdtakaya:

"sex and romance is what makes us human!!!" aro/aces proved yet again to be gods

(Source: actyl)

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